Wild Wild Hunnids (Chiraq Edition)

Chapter Ono June 7

Yo!What up.Its ya boy Shorty Short.Talk about a night last night.We was fucked up Off X-pills ,Bars,The Dope, and the Hen.I swear I hope ion get Shorty pregnant.Im out hea trynna hustle for myself,fuck I look like taking care of a bitch n child.Fuck outta here.I got enough shit on my plate already as it is.I got court every 2nd of the month over a petty ass drug and gun charge, the opps just took 2 more gang members out the game but don't worry we sliding today take out all da oops.And that crazy ghetto bitch Sherri-re talm bout a baby.If she don't get her dirty ass a life.These Chicago bitches be too damn Hollywood.Well growing up in a city with the highest murder and poverty rates,I'll claim I gotta baby by a bitch just to finesse too.But that be the every day life growing up inna South side.

"I just hit a stain faneto ,Talking out his neck listen to his thro..." the phone rang vigorously.

"Yea What Up ma?"
"Nun Son where you at?"
"At the crib ma,why."
"MotherFucker don't ask me why,for I beat yo muh-fuckin ass.Fuck wrong witchu.You my son the fuck."
"Ma all I said was I'm at the crib,what u need ma,I'm busy?"
"I need $250 for my rent bill.Its due Friday."
"Ma this is the 5th time yo rent was due on Friday."
"I know baby and Imma pay you back."
"Naw ma you ain't got too.You birthed me and that was enough."
"You remind me of your father the way you talk."
"Ma what I tell you.Dont speak of his dead beat ass in my presence.He ain't do a damn thing for me since I was born.Fuck that nigga."
"So you gone drop off that $250 or nah?"
"Yea I got you ma."
As I hung up the phone the thought of my father raced through my head.I tried hard not to think on it,but it only made me think harder and more vivid.My hate towards my father grew exceedingly tremendous and whenever I thought about his presence it only made me more angry.
Anyway,I had to buss another serve so I can have this $250 for my Og.

"Ion feel that nigga he don't feel hiself,cause we get in his......." phone rang alertly with vibrate on high.

"Wassup Gang nem"
"Wassup foe,you know the oops from the low end slided yesterday.We shot they car and killed driver.They tried to wear gorilla masks but We knew it was the oops from the 50's cause we took out they homie "5-0 T"last week."
"Muh-fuckers know how gang nem coming.We up poles on muh-Fucking new borns.Mfs better get in tune n stop playing like we not out here to kill."
*Beep
"Hold on Gang nem shorty from two weeks ago calling,Imma hit yo line Gang."
"Uight bro Gang,get up witchu."

"Yoooo.Wassup Shorty."
"Boy don't get on this phone talm bout shorty I have a name fuck."
"Yea what is it?"
"Haha,you got jokes funny ass dude."
"What you want?Some dick?"
"Naw not today,even tho when you pipe me down it be feeling good as fuck.Be having my toes curling an shit.You be having me creme everywhere,but I need a couple dollars to get my hair and nails done.I have to stay on my pretty bitch shit."
"How much is a couple?"
"300 for the bundle,250 to pay somebody and 50 for nails."
"Ghee hell naw that shit don't cost that muh-Fucking much.Yo ass a gold digging ass bitch."
"Babe yes it do...."
"Babe?", Shorty said baphaled.
"Yea you my nigga.I love y..."
       *Click
Hung up on her slow dumb Trynna finesse a nigga but can't goldigging ass.I met that bitch at a party and gave her some good ass Deeno in the back of a party.She was drunk as hell bouncin on my dick and shit.I told her psycho ass that shit was only for that night but you kno how Chicago bitches be.
I picked up my phone to call my Og,and let her know I was on my way.She answered drunk or Mello as usual.I think she does cocaine and harion.I mean I did find a pipe and burner  in her room.She always denies the fact but I tell her consistently I'm not slow.I want to know how does she have money for drugs but not her rent or bills?I should go in and see how everything going.
As I got out the car my phone ran again in alert.
"If da rock was here he'll be off a hitter..."
"Yea Waddup shorty"
"Wassup baby,What you doing?"
"Taking my momma a package,why,wassup?"
"No reason I was just missing you,didnt see you since the movies two days ago."
"Mannnn you only hit me up when you want some dick."
"Lol,Ion say all that,why you putting words in my mouth?"
"I'll put whatever yo sexy ass want me to put in your mouth"
"Lmao,So you coming over here right?"
"Lmao I'll see,just have that warm juicy phat phat ready for me when I get there."
"Lol ok baby I gotchu"
Shorty ass a freak.She my Gemini.She freaky as hell.All she be wanting some good freaky ass dick.She the type that like to cuddle,spoil,and be clingy to her Nigga.She a touchy touchy feely ass ho.Ion be with all that goof shit.She be with it tho.
As I got out the car ,I felt a presence in the air,something wasn't right.I approached the door rapidly as fuck.When I ran the doorbell I got no answer.Lucky,I had a spare key that I always forget about.
"Yo ma!You here?I got the 250."
As I'm looking around the house,I noticed a note onna refrigerator.It read,
"We onnat wit yo son. You cluck crackhead dumb broad bitch.Hope yo stupid ass rot in hell for stealing my drugs.Always saying u gone pay back.Imma be at the funeral to shoot that bitch up too."

All I could do is look in shock and shame.I was just onna phone wit her earlier,and for a mf to take her away from me.Ion gone lie like a couple tears fell cause you know real niggas don't cry, but the overall attitude now was I gotta find the mf who did this shit.Me thinking to my self ion gone never find the murderor.I will eventually?
"DAMMIT I CAN WIN FOR MutherFuckiN LOOSING."
Some bull shit always happening.Now I know what ma meant when she said the devil don't wanna see you win.