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what kind of uber are you, long or short rides?
nice package. let me unwrap that for you
is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
hey, give me your car key, cuz you're driving me crazy
could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
no ring? you should be someones husband
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
that suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
are you a taxidermist? ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
i've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
do you have a napkin? you're making me wet
want to give me an australian kiss. it's like french kissing but you're going down under
😛💕
