here's some facts about me that nobody cares about
- i'm from calgary, ab, canada (apparently no one outside of canada knows where that is sO)
- i like writing in lower case, most of the time, because i'm a lazy piece of shit
- i'm a lazy piece of shit
- my real name is janiece, but everyone always misspells it or mispronounces it as "janice", which i really fucking hate
- my birthday is on january 7th
- i'm currently 14
- i have dark brown eyes and dark brown hair wowowowow interesting amirite
- i'm mostly chinese, but apparently my great great (or something like that idk) grandparents on my mom's side were from malaysia and england???? idk though
- i can't speak chinese (mandarin). my parents tried to teach me when i was little but i was too much of a stubborn cunt, so they stopped. i do regret that though and i'm trying to learn again.
- i used to play soccer until i was about 11 i think, but stopped because once again, stubborn cunt
- i also played piano for a short amount of time (sTUBBORN CUNT)
- i used to do pottery?? (that was actually kinda fun, but then i turned into a lazy twat)
- i play guitar now sO there's something that i actually enjoy, since my parents forced me to do everything else lolololololol :'))
- i have an unhealthy obsession with studio ghibli movies
- my favourite foods are either sushi, ramen (oh wow look at me fetishizing japanese culture), or pizza
- my favourite tv show at the moment is probably rick and morty
- i like anime and grew up watching it because i didn't know how to change the channels when i was little, so i was stuck watching whatever my brother watched, but i grew to like it (no, i promise i'm not a weeaboo. i'm not tHAT much of a disgusting prick)
- some bands/artists that i like are 5sos, p!atd, tøp, bts, shawn mendes, troye sivan, melanie martinez, halsey, all time low, fall out boy, state champs, waterparks, with confidence, paramore, hey violet, the 1975, marianas trench, ed sheeran, scott helman, alessia cara, and more that i'm too lazy to list rn (look at how edgy i am)
- my favourite colour is either black or white (edGY)
- i have a dog who doesn't know how to dog
- i don't like going outside a lot
- i don't have a whole lot of friends irl. real life friends are too stressful for me, but the ones i do have are gr8 m8 and if one of you is reading this, thanks for dealing with my bullshit
- i can never seem to make up my mind, when it comes to picking favourites (oh gosh diddly darn who would've guessed)
- i still play animal crossing *new leaf*. fight me.
- i get really competitive when it comes to mario kart, super smash bros, wii sports, or just any multiplayer nintendo games in general
- i like collecting pop figures and stuffed animals because wow child
- some youtubers i watch (some regularly, some on occasion) are dan and phil, mileschronicles, jacksfilms, macdoesit, crankgameplays, markiplier, jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, tyler oakley, connor franta, david dobrik, liza koshy, thegabbieshow, scotty sire, the rest of the vlog squad hAH, colliscool (my mom), jenna marbles, emma blackery, lukeisnotsexy, dodie clark, brandon rogers, boyinaband, cavetown, danny edge, kickthepj, joe sugg, caspar lee (kinda eh), dante d'angelo, domics, theodd1sout, elijah and christine, hayden brock (papa), evan edinger, ellenawhat, shane dawson, garrett watts, mytoecold/drew monson, ryland adams, game theory+film theory, itsjaredbaird, h3h3, hello its jello, aND MORE THAT ONCE AGAIN, I'M WAY TOO LAZY TO LIST DOWN
- i hate almost everyone in my school (shoutout to the fellas i don't want to stab with a spork)
- i hate spiders
- i shamelessly collect amiibos (fight me)
- i hate a lot of things
-cALUM HOOD
- cashton is real wowowowowowowowowow
- a demon phannie who doesn't harass dan and phil's friends/family
so, there's some facts about myself. i might add some more in the future, bUt tHERE YOU GO FOR NOW.
- j
