Call Me Beep Me

Chapter 5

(10:37) A thigh wearing what looooks like alien print boxer shorts?

(10:37) With the words 'I believe' written across them?

(10:37) Because that's what it looks like to me.

(10:39) You need an eye test.

(10:39) Nope, I've got 20/20 vision.

(10:39) Keith, why are you wearing them?

(10:39) Why do you even own them???

(10:39) I need answers.

(10:43) ...

(10:43) They were a gift.

(10:44) Allegedly.

(10:44) You definitely went out and bought them yourself.

(10:44) 100%.

(10:45) I didn't???

(10:45) I got them for my birthday???

(10:46) You don't need to lie to me, Keith.

(10:46) I'll accept you and your horrible fashion taste.

(10:47) I'm not sending you any more kitten pics.

(10:48) What? No???!!!!???

(10:48) You can't cut me off like that.

(10:50) And yet...here I am...doing just that...

(10:51) Cruel.

(10:51) Here I am, risking my ass texting you in class

(10:51) And this is how you repay me??

(10:53) You don't have to text me.

(10:56) Yeah

(10:56) But I like texting you.

(11:01) Oh.

(11:01) [IMAGE SENT]

(11:01) One of her sisters came to join.

(11:01) [IMAGE RECEIVED]

(11:04) MY HEART????

(11:05) Very adorable.

(11:05) I can feel a bond forming between us.

(11:06) Poor cat.

(11:06) She doesn't know what she's in for.

(11:08) Has anyone ever told you you're hilarious?

(11:10) Plenty of people.

(11:10) They all lied.

(11:13) You're worse than Pidge.

(11:15) And yet you keep talking to me.