Due to popular demand, I've tried making a sequel. Personally, I don't like it as much- it feels too long and drawn-out, and I was afraid of getting into that situation where an awesome thing is ruined by an unfunny sequel. But here goes.
Remember that this is NOT how I actually write. Check out my other stories for that -->
<chapter 2>
One day, as i was making out with Tupuduhsva, my mom called my on my awesomely kool iPhone 3GS 32 GB 3 megapixel camera Serial Number 178918719829874.
'Hi mom'
'Hey hunny. Watcha doing?'
'Oh nothing.'
'Well, i have a surprise for you. Your going to school!! And this school is totally not full of hot guys and teachers who are actually vampires!'
'Yay!' I said.
I shoved Tupuduhsva in the washing machine and started packing.
On my first day there, I saw my teacher, Mr. Aiden. He was soooo hot.
'Hi mr. Aiden. Can i call you Aiden?'
'Sure you can, Emo Chick.'
Mr. Aiden then pulled his shirt off and started belly dancing on the table.
'Where do I sit?' I said. I wanted to ask Mr. Aiden but he was rubbing whipped cream into his nipples.
There was an empty seat next to this hot guy so I sat down. He looked away from me, grabbed his nose, and proceeded to eat his snot.
Feeling rejected, I sat down next to this fat guy.
'Hi' he said. 'remember me??'
'No'
'You got me 20 bucks on ebay!'
I started making out with the fat guy but he wasn't too happy cause he couldn't videotape it this time.
The bell rang and I went outside to stare at all the hot guys everywhere. A few werewolves came up to me and made me play fetch with them.
After recess, I came back and Mr. Aiden told me his secret. He was a vampire. That was sooo unexpected!!!
'I can make you a vampire if you want' he said.
'Ewww' i said. 'You like putting whipped cream on your nipples!'
'Its an ancient vampire custom. It helps us sparkle'
So I was liek 'OKIE'
So then Mr. Aiden started singing:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
