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she's so cute ah wife
lux : remind me never to tell you a secret
camila : bitch fuck you too
lux : with pleasure
camila : in the name of the father son and holyy spirit be gone demon!
you is a sinner
lux : tell me something i don't know
camila : so what's up??
lux : i'm in the store
camila : shopping for???
lux : a life hahaha but i really don't know i wanted to get some snacks for movie night with peyton tomorrow.
camila : don't you two live together so like every night you watch netflix is movie night
lux : stalk much and movie night we watch throwbacks like hsm
camila : WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
lux : the notebook
camila : I want all of you forever me and you everyday!
lux : BRING IT ON
camila : oh bring it! it's already been brought!
lux : are you just gonna keep doing that everytime i mention a movie
camila : pretty much
lux : WAIT there is this old guy pushing his wife on a cart while she stands up it's so cute
camila : that's gonna be us someday but like no homo tho
lux : smh
camila : attitude 6'1 but girl ur like 5'3 cutie
lux : the cashier is hot
camila : i dare you to ask him where to find the x-small condoms it's gonna be you're first time tonight
lux : bitch no!!!
camila : yes i double dog dare you!!
lux : ahh fuck you im doing it
camila : record it
lux stared at her phone grinning before turning to the 6' foot something boy managing the cashier. he was tall, with dark hair and piercing blue eyes.
she turned on the phone and pointed it at a sneaky level in which she could record him without him noticing.
"do you know where i can find the extra small condoms, my boyfriend and i are doing it for the first time, and he said that because it's smaller it will be less painful" she smiled warmly at the guy. who looked let out a nervous and uncomfortable laugh.
he grabbed a box of condoms from the back and handed it to her. "wait how do you put it on?" she asked for more comedy relief.
the guy glanced around "uh you put it on the head-- and uhhh slide it till its uh fitted" he said uncomfortable.
"i thought the condom was supposed to go on his dick" but she couldn't keep up the charade. lux left carrying the things she had purchased and headed for her car sending camila the video.
camila : im dyingggggg that was awesome!!!
lux : the head thing ahhh im screaming
camila : that was genius -lilli
lux : tell her i love herrr
camila : bitch no she aint gonna steal my girl
lux : ha sike in you're dreams
camila : lilli says ur cool enough to be in the groupchat.
lux : i have class in 6 hours so lemme try and sleep but text me abt this gc when ur free
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to those who don't know
no homo is when you do something or say something gay and you're not so you say no homo as a way of telling that person but like not in a homosexual way. mostly done by guys tbh
