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A/N hope you guys love these jokes made them up myself  keep in mind im only 11. comment jokes I could write for your laghing attention.

1. What dose phd mean?

Pizza Hut Delivery

 2. There are three structures, theres a houses with red bricks one with purple bricks what material is the green house made of?

glass

3. Why cant skeletons cant play the piano?

they have no organs

4. What dose sans order for dinner?

spare ribs 

5. pretend your the bus driver you already have 20 people on the bus at the next stop 6 people get on and 2 get off at the next stop 12 people get on and 6 people get off at the final stop 9 people get on and 3 people get off. How old is the bus driver

(what ever age you are)

6. There are thre rooms one with a blazing fire another with a lion who has not ate in 3 months or killer assasins?

the lion he would be already dead.

A/N LAST JOKE PRETTY FUNNY

alright so im a babby sitter and um someone asked this to me... HEY! you were a babby can you be my babby sitter? which that's like you get sick a lot can you be my doctor or you were a host on a game show do you want to be president!!!

A\N HOPED YOU ENJOYED COMMENT MORE JOKES I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD NIGHT MY FELLOW READERS TONIGHT WE SLEEP WITH LAGHTER!!!!!!!!!!