1- walking down the street and getting hit by a car
2- walking in the street and getting hit by a truck!
3- stabbed by me
4- shot in the face by a cop
5- robot burning them with a laser (wtf)
6- being in a SAW trap (the movie)
7- using an axe to kill them
8- letting them drink acid
9- pay a scary clown to chase them, then kill them
10- get a spy to kill them
11- make a cannibal eat them alive
12- chop off their head with a katana
13- use a chainsaw to cut into 3 bil. pieces
14- make a piano fall on them
15- shoot them 1,600 times with a staple gun
17- shoot them 270 times with a nail gun (yes i know i skipped #16 im just writing what the book has)
18- run them over
19- drown them
20- feed them to a shark
21- push them off a 40ft high building onto 200 planks of wood with 6 nails in it
22- burn them alive
23- summon a demon to devoure them (i put i bet i missed spelled that meaning i misspelled devour)
24- buy a tank and shoot their faces off
25- use a monsertruck to run over them
26- tie them up onto a train track so the train can run over them
27- let a fire breathing panda kill them
28- let a tiki man throw a sharp spear into their heart
29- let them eat poisonous mushrooms
30- use a rocket launcher to blow them up
:)) the end
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list of how imma kill the people i hate
PoetryTHIS IS A STORY OF HOW THE PEOPLE I HATE ARE GOING TO DIE! ANY OF THEM WILL DIE THIS WAY. the minority of these guys left my school so! 👍
