He's a kissing monster

Chapter 4: meet my kuya ;)

"Jerk!" galit na sabi nya

Agad naman nya ako tinulak at aktong sasampalain. Hell no! masyado akong gwapo para pag landingan ng kamay nya. kaya umiwas ako at agad na nahawakan ang kamay nya.

"Pag katapos kitang dahil sa paradise eto ang makukuha ko, leave before things get nasty" pag babanta ko sa kanya na mukhang na apektuhan naman kaya inis na nag bihis at patabog na lumabas ng kwarto.

Muli namang bumukas ang pinto at masama akong tiningnan.

"Your the biggest @sshole I've ever met! oh btw your worst in bed!" sabay taas ng middle finger nya.

Yea right! kaya pala i love you sya ng i love you sakin kagabi.

"Oh believe me its not me thats worst in bed its you or else hindi kita papaalisin" then i smirked.

Wala syang nasabi at namumula sa galit na umalis sya ng condo ko.

Tss mga babae talaga na paka easy kunin, sabihan mo lang ng magagandang salita, wla na akong pake their usefull to keep me acompany in bed.

DING DONG DING DONG BAM BAM BAM!!!

The hell, dont tell me bumalik nanamn sya, what is it now?!

Ayaw ko sana sagutin kaso patuloy sa pag katok ng pinto ko na parang sisirain na,

What an Amason!

Inis ko namang binuksan yung pinto.

"The f@ck is you prob-"

He was standing there pero mukhang zombie naman ang mukha ni Jade

"Oh papi, anong ginagawa mo dito? saka bat di ka pumasok kanina?" pag iiba ko ng usapan.

"Was she a virgin?" walang ganang sabi nito sakin at pumasok ng condo ko.

"Who?" sino naman ang tinutukoy nito?

"The girl who just left"

"Oh no, she wasnt"

"F@ck! i shouldn't had made that f@cking bet!" inis na sabi nito at sabay tulak sakin at tuloy tuloy na humiga sa couch ko.

"What are you talking about? you want something to drink?" hindi ko na hinintay yung sagot nya at dumeretso na ng kusina para kumuha ng beer. He needs to cool his head off.

"It's a stupid bet i had with her, i said I wont touch her until she fall for me!"

"So whats the deal? she cant resist you" ikaw pa! may gayuma yang mukha mo.

"Thats the problem, When I walk around girls they just ask to do it with me, hindi na kayalangan ng loveb*llsh*t na yan, theyre all attracted to me already" how conceited...

" And last night hindi ko sya pina uwi cause im giving her the chance para masa-ulo nya ko I even slept beside her, but all she did is treat me as if im a damn pillow and cling to me, then fall asleep as if walang gwapong nilalang sa tabi nya! aah! f@ck!!" asar na sabi nito at na pakamot sa ulo.

"Wait so you were in the same bed with a prey and you didnt bite?" hindi ako makapaniwala sa narinig ko.

"Yea,," nalulumong sabi nito at napa face palm pa

Kamuntikan na akong matawa sa sinabi nya but I stopped myself. , no focus focus! ma babadtrip to pag tinawanan ko.

"Ahhh soo,, nag tiis ka buong gabi and held the urge...'" hindi ko alam kong matatawa ako o maaawa,, Men thats like a living hell!!

"Ah f@ck!! isang week na akong walang victim! shit shit shit!! " sa sobrang inis ay tumayo ito at lumakad palabas.

"Were are you going?" pag habol ko.