So we went to their house. I rang the bell and Edward Cullen answered.
'Hello?'
'OMG OMG HIIII' he was sooo hot, like totally ^.^
'Hey!' said Tupuduhsva. 'Shes my gurl. Ill like, use my ninja powers on you'
Edward started sparkling, made out with Tupuduhsva and ran away blushing and screaming about a chick with big teeth.
It reminded me of this song called 'Whatcha say' by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayson Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulo. It was like:
(AUTHORZ NOTEE- LISTEN TO THIS SONGGGG!!!)
I was so wrong for so long
Only tryin' to please myself (myself)
Girl, I was caught up in her lust
When I don't really want no one else
So, no I know I should of treated you better
But me and you were meant to last forever
So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say
How, could I live with myself
Knowing that I let our love go (love go)
And ooh, when I do with one chance
I just gotta let you know
I know what I did wasn't clever
But me and you we're meant to be together
So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say
Girl, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right, girl
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So baby watcha say!
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say
Totally, he is so hot. Almost as much as Edward and Tupuduhsva.
The next year, we had our honeymoon in Romania, where I later had a fat kid who I named after a werewolf who I cheated on Tupuduhsva with.
Then we lived happily ever after.
Characters-
Emo Chick- www.polyvore.com/stupid-emo-girl
Tupuduhsva- www.polyvore.com/retarded-pedophile
Mom- www.polyvore.com/hermaphodrite
I WANT 2,000,000 VOTES OTHERWIZE I WILL'NT POST AGEN!!! EVAR!!!
<THE END>
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Holy crud, that hurt to write. And you know the funny thing? Half the stories I see here have most of the elements above. It's called CREATIVITY, people. And STOP with the LYRICS.
[UPDATE - 12/7/2010] - Another thing I just noticed is the total lack of description nowadays. Instead of polyvore, which was bad enough, people just say 'she looks like Miley Cyrus' or 'he looks like Kellan Lutz'. THAT is about as descriptive as Nicki Minaj is attractive. I don't think I can add that into the story at any point though :S
And now the flames and insults will pour in. Have fun.
If, however, you have some semblance of what CREATIVITY is and agree with my views, feel free to comment on how I can make that piece of crap above even worse. No guide to writing a bad story could be complete without your feedback!
Many thanks to readingfanatic who made this story much, much better :)
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