oK SO first of all read book pls also im updating today so loOK FORWARD TO THT THANK U TO MY READERS AND SUPPORTERS i was actually thinking of deleting it bc of how crap it was lmao BUT THIS BOOK IS FILLED WITH RANDOM SHIT SO i dropped my egg yesterday my name is titty biscuit and im here to tell my story: boiled mother fucking eggs YESTERDAY I WOS LIKE "oh shit i shud made some deviled eggs hell yea" so i putted yes putted wait wtf thts a word OK THEN ANYWAY i put some water in d pot yknow and my stupid ass let it wait for like at least 45 minutes or an hour cos i put it at low cos im dumb ANYWAY later after the long ass wait of waiting for the damn water to boil IT BOILED WOWOWOOWWOOWOWIWEOWOWOOWOWOWOW so i put an egg in AND HOHOHO I EVEN HAVE PHOTO EVIDENCE MY DARLINGS
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MY DUMB ASS DIDNT PUT ENOUGH WATER so i put in more water and thIS TIME BOILING AT HIGH HEAT SO IT WENT QUICKER GOOD? yEA GOOD SO I PICKED IT UP WITH MY IRONIC CHOMPS i forgot the word so im calling them chomps I TOOK A PIC AGAIN BC I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ok anyway SO I WhiLE WAITING FOR THE WATER TO BOIL ONCE AGAIN MY STUPID ASS STRIKES THE FUCK AGAIN I PLAY WITH THE EGG IN THE CHOMPS BECAUSE why tf not AND THEN GUESS WHAT I SET THE EGG BaCK ON THE COUNTER AND OH OF COURSE IT FALLS ON THE GODDAMN FLOOR RAW AND SO IM PISSED I CLEAN UP THE MESS I TRY AND CLEAN IT it worked dw IT WAS SO MESSY THO AAAAAAA aNd sO AFTER CLEANING THE WATER FINISHED BOILING SO WITH MY CHOMPS I PICKED UP ANOTHER EGG TO PUT IT IN THE BOILING WATER NORMAL RIGHT? I SUCCESSFULLY PUT IT IN WITHOUT IT CRACKING BUT OHOHO IT WAS STILL AT HIGH FUCKING HEAT SO ALTHOUGH I CaREFULLY PLACED IT IN IT CRACKED ALL OF THEM i put it at medium heat for the last one actually so one survived bUT ANYWAY AFTER THAT I TAKE THEM OUT AND WAIT FOR THEM TO COOL OFF norMAL AGAIN BUT NO I WAS TOO LAZY TO WAIT I WAS TOO IMPATIENT I FUKING PEAL IT AND I BURN MY THUMBS BUT I RLLY DONT GIV A SHIT AT THIS POINT SO I KEEP GOING I CUT ALL THE EGGS IN HALF THEN I HAVE TO SPOON OUT THE YOLK I BROKE LIKE 3 OR 2 OF THE WHITE PARTS OR WHATEVER FUCK ANYWAY SO AFTER THOSE BREAK IM LIKE FUCK U BITCH AND I MASH UP THE YOLK A LITTLE AND this part went right so u get a recipe now titty biscuit's recipe for the yolk part of dem deviled eggs: MASH D YOLK DEN U ADD THT GOOD GO- MAYO DEN U ADD A LIL BIT OF MUSTARD BC I DONT LIKE MUSTARD THT MUCH BUT IT MAKES IT TASTES BETTER THEN U ADD CAYENE PEPPER WHICH IS SPICY PEPPER I DIDNT ADD THT MUCH COS IM A WIMP ok thats my recipe it tasted bomb i put it back in the the i forgot the name the white parts fuck ok anYwaY i ate them tasted good with my burnt ass thumbs and the stain on the floor and fuck my life it wasnt worth it but i guess u cud say those deviled eggs were A DEVIL TO MAKE wait no thats sucky HELL TO MAKE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAGAHAGAHAHHAYAYAGAYYAYAGAYAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHhhahahhahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA o i forgot to add this is an edit btw but i forgot to add I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT FROM LIKE LAST NIGHT 11-12:30 AAAAAAAAA
