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Prattosaur : Ashley
Bradley Cooper

Ashley Trooper :
First off, that isn't my
Middle name. Great name,
Not mine. Also what?

Prattosaur : You gay?

Ashley Trooper : No
I do love frying pan tho

TackieMackie : Does that
Mean Ashzzy isn't happening

Witch Way : Who said it wasn't
A thing?

Ashley Trooper : Someone
Break the bad news to Bradley.
He's gonna be cooped up for days
Over the fact ashzzy is here

Prattosaur : SO IT IS HERE

Witch Way : She just-
Never mind

Ashley Trooper : Gel Yeah

Crab Standing :
Anthony and I have
Posters

TackieMackie : Yes we
Do, Seb. Yes we do

Ashley Trooper : guys wanna
Hear a joke?

Paula Rudd : No

Ashley Trooper : Wana see
A joke, Paul?

Witch Way : Spill the beans

Prattosaur : She did today on
Set. It was funny.

Ashley Trooper : last
Time I bringing food to set

Ashley Trooper : Anyways.
How can you tell if you have
Really really bad acne?

TackieMackie : Seb stands
Infront of you because he's
Nice to keep you away from
Cameras

Paula Rudd : When you end
Up in a pro-active or face care
Ad

Witch Way : the mirror breaks

Prattosaur : Someone plays
connect the dots on your face

Ashley Trooper : it's
Actually when a blind person
Tries reading your face

Ashley Trooper : that wasn't
As funny as I thought it
would be

Crab Standing :

Ashley Trooper : Thanks Steb

Hamsworth : Guys, Evan
Broke his arm