It was Madwad!
"Why hello darlinqqs~~~"
"why tf are you here you gay vampire overlord" claude said
"We were just about preform Dead Girl Walking!!" Pentagrin said with a grin
"Well it's not my fault I smelt carrots!"
"And I wanna shove it up someone" the gay vampire said with a lenny face.
(I'm sorry I'm crying at this narrating voice)
(I CAN'T FOCUS "IS THIS CIEL'S OR SEBASTIAN'S LINE!?")
He quickly stripped down to a.. (what is it called? oh yeah) corset n fancy underpants.
"oh" Pentagrin said wondering what she has created
The vampire made his way towards them and grab two carrots and sucked on them
(why am I writing this I am so sorry God)
"n a y h"
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" he then shoved it in the two's mouths and jumped out the window on a magical edgy rainbow with Grell and then they got it on, on the rainbow.
Grellward is canon.
"wat" Claude said
"aNYWAYS" Claude said
Claude got closer and licked the horns on her head
"NYA" cause apparently she is part cat now
(pls kill me)
Claude sensed Alois was about to wake up so he told pentagrin
she quickly shoved a carrot up his ass and he moaned syaing "AAAAAAAAAA"
that's how he moans
and then clod- I mean Claude shoved a carrot up her goat ass and she jumped out the window still wearing the jd getup with a carrot shoved up her ass still
she got out her phone and called 911
"911 what is your emergency?"
"I have a carrot shoved up my a"
"We had a caller saying something similar to that not that long ago"
"did he sound gay?"
"yes"
"ok"
THE END
CLAUDE X PENTAGRIN
YOU ARE READING
I stuck a carrot- PENTAGRIN x Claude Lemon Fanfiction
RomanceIt's a nice night in the Trancy Manor a furry and a demon get frisky ;))))
