Jack and Rose were currently arguing over who made the giant dookie that clogged Georgeous *C O U G H S* I MEANT TO SAY THE TOILET!!!
"Jack, I swear I wasn'tthe one that blessed Georgeous with the giant dookie!!" Rose yelled.
"But I didn't make a big ol' pooper!! I woulda used the POOPER SCOOPER!!!" Jack replied.
Star pet Georgeous- a single tear falling down her face- as she whispered, "I'm so sorry that this happened to you my beautiful..."
BEN saw what had happened and screeched, "NOT GEORGEOUS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! GEORGEOUS!!! WHO TOOK THE MEGA ULTRA ULTIMATE GIGANTOR DOOKIE???!!!"
Rose yelled, "JACK DID!!! MAYBE HE FLUSHED HIS TAMPON!!!!"
Jack paused. "THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!" he retorted.
Out of no where, Jack and Rose began to make out!!! Coincidentally, Jeff and Jinks happened to walk by! Jeff stopped and stared at them for a moment before turning to the wall. This wall had a random condom taped to it!!! Then, he turned to the other wall and grabbed the mystical banana. He put the condom on the banana, turned to Jack, pulled his mask off, and shoved the banana condom up Jack's left nostril while screeching, "YOU NASTY!!!!!!! USE PROTECTION!!! YOU'LL CATCH THE COOTIES!!!"
Jinks screeched, "WHY DO YOU AND JACK FEEL THE NEED TO TRY TO PAINT THE WALLS WITH JIZZ??? WHAT DID THAT POOR WALL EVER DO TO YOU!?"
Jack smirked and said, "HEY ROSE!!! YOUR HANDS WOULD LOOK BETTER WRAPPED AROUND MY-"
Rose quickly cut him off by saying, "WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE!!! PRAISE TEH LORD!!! AMEN!!!"
Then, they all face planted around Georgeous.
~TEH ENDDDDDDDDDDD~
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