Life of an Onion

Inside The Fridge

As you know, onions can't be fresh without fridges. That is why my waifu keeps me there most of my life. I always wonder if she cheats on me because I always hear Eren coming in the house and talking about their future. Lucky for them I don't have a future. Back to the point. Even though the fridge is like my room, it's extremely cold. Mikasa saids I shouldn't get cold since I have layers and layers of winter jackets on. Anyways I'm just a shitty little onion that makes people cry.