Sonic and the Gay Knight

Chapter 1: Sonic is now Gay for Eggman

It was a bright and sunny day in Sonicland and Sonic the Hedgehog was chasing Dr. Eggman yet again. Eggman had been causing trouble in town and fled to the nearby forest, and Sonic knew what he had to do... Sonic was running way past cool as usual and all of a sudden, he felt a strange yet intriguing sensation. Sonic looked down and noticed that for some reason, he was at half chub. "Why the fuck do I have a half boner right now?!" Sonic asked himself. Dr. Eggman shouted at Sonic and said, "HAHAHA SONIC! You have fallen right into my trap! Now how are you going to beat me, when you are super attracted to me?!" Sonic replied surprised by the comment, "First off, how do you know that I'm hard? And secondly, what makes you think that I'm attracted to you?" Eggman grinned and slowly started taking off his jacket as he put his flying egg machine on auto pilot. "Well Sonic, simply put, a good answer to both questions is that you have fallen to the effects of my new gadget! I call it, the: Hard Over Easy! Which makes whoever hears the high frequency sound it emits to become extremely attracted to me!" Sonic grins and replies, "But I'm only half chub Eggman! So good try, but I'm hardly attracted to you. I'd rather fuck Knuckles!" Eggman is taken aback by this and begins to speed up his Flying Egg, "Well just you wait Sonic! By nightfall, you'll be looking ay my dick like you look at Chili Dogs!"Eggman picks up speed and is about to get away from Sonic, when Sonic uses the Chaos Emeralds to become Super Sonic. Sonic gains the speed to catch up with Eggman and Sonic effortlessly stops the Flying Egg. "You're coming with me Eggman. It's about time we put you behind bars..."