I Write Sins Not Tragedies

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Oh, well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words...

"What a beautiful wedding!"
What a beautiful wedding, says a bride's maid to a waiter,
Well guess what, what a shame,
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore!

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality!

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense oh...

Well in fact,
We'll all look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for
A toast, so
Pour the champagne!

Oh! Well in fact,
We'll all look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so
Pour the champagne,
Pour the champagne!

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality!

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Poise and...
Rationality...
Again...!

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality!

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the ---damn door, no!
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Poise and...
Rationality...
Again...!

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