Klance Oneshots!!

Secret Gaygents

"McClain, stay in character. We're undercover, remember?" Agent Kogane whispered over their dinner.

"Yes, deary. Have you tried their burgers here? They're absolutely fantastic," McClain said, grabbing his partner's hand. "Oh, I haven't, hun. How bout we split one, yeah?" Keith replied, squeezing Lance's hand a bit too tightly.

"Babe, I'd love to share it with you," the brunette agent said loudly, gesturing with his eyes towards their target who had started to get up. "Oh, sweetheart, I think we need to leave I'm not feeling to well." Keith said, standing up. Lance nodded and they followed their guy through the exit.

They intertwined their arms, and stuck close behind him, Keith whispering into his mic connected to their organization headquarters. "We're tailing him. Not sure what he suspects yet, we may be unnoticed," he told their boss. "Good. Get those documents ASAP," he responded deeply before cutting out.

"Alright, Kogane. Any ideas, smart guy?" Lance said. "I'm thinkin' we punch 'em," Keith replied, narrowing his eyes. "Real funny. But I'm thinking we pass him and you drop that fake ring and then y'know like turn around pretending to get it then- bam sneak attack. Take him in," Lance whispered.

"Whatever," Keith said, walking a bit faster and passing the guy. He dropped the fake wedding ring he had and exclaimed, "Oh! Honey I told you my ring is too large we need to get it re-sized." Turning around acting like he was going to get it, Lance rushed up and punched the guy square in the jaw, sending him to the ground. Keith rushed over and flipped the man onto his stomach and cuffing his wrists together. "Alrighty. So, you wanna give us those documents or do we need to take them?" Agent Kogane whispered harshly into his ear.

"They're in my coat!" He yelled, trying to wriggle free. Lance reached into the mans jacket and pulled out a manilla folder full of classified papers. He shuffled through them. "Hmm... where's the last one?" He said.

The man sighed before admitting, "back pocket." Keith grabbed it and brought the man to their car before throwing him in the back and getting in the front seats.

"We got 'em, babe," Lance said, leaning over to his fiancé and kissing the side of his nose. That was Lance's favorite place to kiss on Keith's face because it was just so domestic and whatnot and it made Keith giggle like a doofus every time.

It was so cute.

Keith acted like a tough guy all the time, being a CIA agent and all, but he was just always so goofy with Lance. When they were working it was all seriousness but being with Lance just made him so happy.

"Let's get this guy back and we'll have a real date, yeah?" Lance said. Keith nodded happily, a bright smile on his face and they drove off.

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Alright so
I don't know shit about secret agents but I tried
Thanks CloverEsc for the idea