Revlis: Yay, we have a couple of questions, and a couple of dares!
Sonic: I guess that's a good thing?
Revlis: Sure it is Sonic. These are all from Silverx721. To Silver:
Will you go on a date with me?
Silver: Well... I guess I could. D'you make waffles? I love waffles.
Revlis: Okay... anyway, To Shadow from the same person.
I dare you to kiss Amy.
Shadow: Is this just to get Sonic jealous? I mean, it's not like I care, or anything, but... you know.
Sonic: You know, I'm not a bit jealous if she went and kissed a doggie turd to get me jealous.
Shadow: Well, I've never kissed a girl, I've only kissed- (looks at Revlis)
Revlis: Yeah... in the last Asking book. (shudders) I'm not gay.
Shadow: I don't even think she's here.
Silver: I can fix that. (gets Amy on the phone) Hey Amy? Yeah, it's Silver. We need you to come over to Rev's place. Okay. Okay. Bye. (hangs up)
Shadow: I done told you! I ain't never kissed a girl!
Silver and Sonic: For the audience?
Shadow: No.
Revlis: (pulls out two hundreds and hands them to Shadow) There. Now will ya do it?
Shadow: Deal. (takes the money)
Sonic: Where'd ya get that kinda money, Rev?
Revlis: I made a living selling my art. Duh. I'm filthy rich now. 500,000,000 in the bank.
Sonic: You can't get that kinda money just selling random art.
Revlis: I don't just sell art, I do commissions. Requests. Stuff like that.
Silver: Cool.
Amy: Yes? You guys needed me?
Shadow: (goes to Amy and quickly kisses her cheek) there, I kissed her, you guys happy now?
Sonic: Meh. You can go now Amy. That's all we needed.
Amy: Well, okay. (walks out the door blushing violently)
Revlis: Well that turned out nicely.
Shadow: (glares at Revlis)
Revlis: (flinches under Shadow's cold stare) Okay, next. Same person. To Sonic.
I dare you to eat 200 chilli dogs.
Sonic: Please. (Brings out chilli dogs and eats them.) There Ya go.
Revlis: Ooh, the next ones for me. Same person.
Revlis, what do you think of Sonadilver?
Revlis: Well... from pics that I've seen, these three were only hangin out together playing video games or somethin. I saw a Sonilver where Sonic and Silver were sitting on quite beanbag, and Sonic was reading a magazine, while handing Silver a potato chip, and Silver was playing a Nintendo DS.
Sonic: Well at least it wasn't gay. Not really.
Revlis: and the only Yaoi stuff I've really seen, is me kissing Shads.
Silver: What about the hug from Reflects in the boys bathroom?
All: . . . (bursts out laughing)
Revlis: OH MAH GAWD, YAOI IN THE BOYS BATHROOM!!! NO, STUPID, ITS MAH BROVAH!!! (laughs and falls out of his seat)
Shadow: Who was it that went in?
Revlis: It was... (thinks) I think it was Tails or Slait. I really don't know. I know it was a Fox. Anyways... Bye guys, thanks for reading, and Silverx721, thanks for the questions and dares. Hope you liked the answers we have you, and... peace off.
All: BOOP!!!
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