Hamilton comedy story thang

Take a break/bad decisions

"HAMILTON YOU MUTHER TRUCKER!" Eliza yells at Hamilton from the bottom of the stairs "IF YOU DONT TAKE A GERSH DRN BREAK I WILL BREAK YOUR HAND!" She screams holding Phillip by the arm. "NO YOU STUPID IDIOT, IF I DONT GET THIS PLAN THROUGH CONGRESS WE WILL ALL DIE!" Hamilton yells back. Suddenly Angelica breaks through the door (like really quite literally breaks through the door) "WHY WONT YOU TAKE A BREAK HAMILQUINNNNNNNNNNNN?!?" "ANGELICA, HAMILQUINN WAS MY MAIDEN NAME AND YOU KNOW THAT!!" Hamilton whimpers. (Long story short Hamilton ended up jumping out of a window and Angelica, Eliza, and the children left Hamilton.)

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH. *toc toc toc Hamilton looks at the door. He pauses for a moment and then puts his pen down and walks up to the door, loosely putting his hand on the knob. "Welp, I hear bad decisions knocking at my door. Better answer it!" He says cheerfully while turning the loose grip into a tight squeeze while turning the door knob. When he opened the door he saw, standing there, close to the most beautiful woman in the world. "HAI I'M MARIAH REYNOLDS!' She says in a weird British Australian accent. "Hello, what brings a lady like you here?" Says Hamilton scanning her up and down, he realized she kinda looked like Peggy. "Weyall, my husband stepped in mah toe and it hurt, so I need some money for my medical procedures." "Oh, okay, here's thirty bucks fam." Hamilton said, gently pulling his wallet out of his pocket and with a big smile on his face handing it to Mariah. She took it and the he said this "you kind of look like my friend Peggy Schuyler."

Flash back
"Oh Angelica beautiful as always!" Called out a man on the street, "Wow Eliza! How did you get your hair like that? It looks wonderful!" Said a teenage girl walking franticly and quickly to keep up with the sisters. "Oh and hm.... Jess- wait no." Says a small teenage boy, " I thought it was Ariel." "No I'm pretty sure it's Cindy." Says two other high schoolers. "No guys I got it! It's patty!" "YEAH NICE FACE PATTY." everyone says. Peggy sighs. "I don't get any attention." Eliza turns back and looks at Eliza with a small but noticeable glare. "Umm Peggy listen, I'm marrying Hamilton so you need to step off." Eliza says, quickly turn around again. "STEP OFF?! LOOK AT ANGELICA!! WAIT TILL I SLEEP WITH YOUR HUSBAND IN ACT II!!"

To be continued dot dot dot, dot dot dot dot...
~Thx for reading fam