Life likes to screw people over

Life has a way of screwing you over no matter how hard you try to stop it. Number thirteen learned it the hard way when she was 5. Before that nightmarish day she had had a family, a name, and friends. Before that day she never knew the words sadness, betrayal, or revenge. If only it could have stayed that way forever. But evidently, life didn't feel that way. On her 5th birthday her uncles collaborated to kill her parents, and older siblings. But because she had a soul that has a special light affinity she had been 'spared'. Instead of killing her she was sold to The Church Of The Blessed Light. Thus began her life as a pawn for the church. From day one they began harshly training her to master martial arts, her element, and acting like a saint at all times. 5 years after she began training, she began going on missions, most of them being assassinations. At first she would throw up afterwards, and cry herself to sleep but the next day she would have to do it again. By the time she was 12 she learned to lock up her feelings and could coldly kill someone and not feel anything afterwards. Life started becoming nothing more than unending torture. But then one day while on a mission after exterminating the targets she found a book, on the cover were two men. The title was Wild Passions on the back the summery was; two men from different worlds meet, now they must fight off their enemies all the while trying to understand this complex feeling the get when around each other! Watch as our two beautiful men try to overcome obstacles all the while feeling new things that were thought as wrong to feel towards another man! Love, lust, possessiveness and more!!! As number thirteen read this she could not believe such a thing existed but before she could really digest what she just read she heard movement behind her so without thinking she stuffed the book into her spatial ring and turned around to finish off the only surviver.

Later that night she took out the book and began reading. After about 20 minutes of slowly reading each word as if it were her lifeline she found herself crying tears of joy and congratulating the two protagonists. From then on she became a major Fujoshi in her whole lifetime she only ever read 1 normal romance novel and that book was truly magnificent. It was called Our Light fairy. Although after reading the book a few dozen times she began to notice how the protagonist Jillian, although she played a role in helping all of the five main male leads she never really made her mind up and told them who she really loved. Even after she got engaged to the prince she still would hang out with the other guys in scenes that resembled dates. But what really irked her was how although the villainess Luna wasn't actually that bad yet she had such a bad ending. To begin with she had, had such a sad childhood not only was her mother the discarded first wife but she had only finally began acting on her jealousy towards the protagonist who just so happens to be her younger step sister by two weeks because the protagonist had gotten jealous of her for becoming the fiancée of Shaden the son of duke Nightingale and called her lonely Luna making fun of the fact that both of Luna's parents acted as if she didn't exist. Number thirteen would still read that book from time to time. Every time she read it she would feel so bad for Luna her favorite character wishing she could somehow be there for her and would go on to rant about Shaden's stupidity for not being a better fiancé and helping her. She even had a secret wish that if she were to be reincarnated she really wanted to become Luna and retain her memories so Luna could have a somewhat good ending. Too bad she forgot how much life loved to screw her over.

When number thirteen was 17 years old she had been given a relatively easy mission retrieve an arch bishop and eliminate his captures. Seeing as how easy it sounded she decided to reread that book again that night she was too tired to rant so she saved it for the next day. The next morning she woke up, got ready, and left for her mission all the while ranting to herself. Being in a hurry because she wanted to get home so she could properly rant to herself she underestimated the distance and teleported there. Without realizing it she had used up a little over half of her mana but she finished everything and pretty quick and being proud of herself decided to buy some snacks to munch on after ranting. Once she got on she activated her privacy talismans and began ranting out loud getting hungry right in the middle and stupidly deciding she could rant while eating she started scooping large handfuls of different things into her mouth while ranting. All would have been fine had she not randomly emptied the badges of snacks she had just bought into a bowl, which also included quite a bit of hard candy. And yes if you were wonder that's how she died, well actually how I died. It's been I don't know how long since I've been in this comfortable dark place after choking to death on hard candy. But I have been wishing nonstop that if this is reincarnation I'm reborn as Luna. 'Ha but no matter how long I've been waiting nothing has happened so far.' 'If only I could be born soon!!!!'

(Back to third person point of view)
A few minutes after number thirteen got tired of screaming ' I want to be born already!!!!!' She suddenly felt a tug suddenly she felt cold and then after minutes of being tugged she felt something big strike her bottom coursing her quite a bit of pain and as if that wasn't bad enough she began hearing an annoyingly loud cry, a baby's cry to be more precise. It took her a few minutes to realize that the noise machine was actually her. She tried to stop herself but she couldn't. So she gave up and tried to listen to what was happening around her. She heard many different voices yelling at each other and then felt as if she was being cleaned. Her analysis of the situation wasn't quite off what had just occurred was that she had just been born, and her but slapped to help her begin crying. The maids quickly cleaned her up and gave her to a woman with wavy white hair, golden irises, and beautiful brown skin. The woman looked lovingly at her new born baby calming it down quite quickly and just admiring how right after seeing this little angel she completely forgot all the pain she had felt for the past 12 hours.

(13s point of view)

I slowly opened my eyes to see who was it that was so warm I looked up and saw a stunning beauty looking staring right at me with so much warmth in her eyes I couldn't help stretching my hand to touch her face. But then.....
* bang*
A loud sound destroyed all the peace. Then soon afterwards I heard loud footsteps followed by a "uwa Millie I rushed here as fast as I could how are you two?!?!!" 'Honestly who is this giant with the crazy loud voice?' The women holding me carefully moved me around so the strangely familiar man could get a better look at me. He was very big, had a good amount of muscle on him, with black hair and black eyes. Apart, these two were very beautiful, together they were too bright. The woman then calmly responded to him with "Lewis calm down we are both fine, now how about you greet our son I'm sure he's very excited to meet you too!" ••••• 'Eh?!?!!'
' did she just say son?!? That can't be true right?!? I'm a girl! A female! A happy healthy female girl who just happened to die!!!'