Michael in the Bathbomb

Chapter 1: Lush

Jeremy was at the Lush store buying bathbombs. He found a bathbomb that was 'Mountain Dew Red' scented and he got vietnam flashbacks. Then Rich was there and said, "You should buy it. It really helps keep the voices away." Jeremy stared at him because Rich had teleported into the bathbomb section. "Dude do you still have a squip how did you do that"

"Bisexual magic" He replied. He whinnied like a unicorn and teleported away.

"I wonder if I can do that" Jeremy muttered. 'I do like Christine and Michael,' he thought. He tried to teleport to the other side of the store but ended up giving himself a headache and looking like a whinnying idiot. "Fuck." he said, grabbing his crotch and letting out a Michael Jackson noise.

"HEEEEHEEE" he screeched, a perfect impression of Michael Jackson. Thinking about Michael Jackson made him start to think about Michael Mell, his Friend™, and Jeremy started crying because he needed to nut. "God damn it, I gotta stop think about Michael or I'll bust a nut!"

However, it was too late. He had nutted in his pants. "Shit I really need a bath, this is fucking gross," Jeremy said, as he snatched the Mountain Dew Red bathbomb to the counter to buy it. He made dolphin noises to the clerk and when she didn't understand what he was saying, he just grabbed the bathbomb and screamed some Scottish earrape.

Jeremy ran home while screaming boomx4 and flailing his arms. He passed Michael on the street and Jeremy got smacked in the face because michael was trying to high five him while he ran. Michael stared at him as he naruto ran to his house.

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo)

He burst through the door and his dad was sitting on the couch with no pants on as usual, watching a cooking channel where the chef was making deviled eggs covered in n u t s. "Hi Jeremy" He said as his son ran past but Jeremy screamed "GOTTA BLAST" and ran to the bathroom. His dad looked him in confusion and slowly screamed bloody murder. It turns out that he also nutted in his pants, so he needed to take a bath too. Grabbing his magic cronch shell, he squealed, and teleported into the bathroom, only to find butt-ugly and half naked Jeremy crouching over the bathtub like a gargoyle while the water ran down the tub with a weird reddish colour.

Suddenly, Michael appeared from inside the bathbomb. He gasped out "Michael makes an entrance!" and coughed up bathwater. "Thanks for freeing me bro, fucking Keanu Reeves used his damn squip magic to trap me in a bathbomb"

"But you were walking down the sidewalk, you s u c c e d me in the face" Michael stared at him and whispered "That wasn't me." Jeremy whispered back "then who gave me the good s u c c" before remembering that he was almost completely naked and blushed. Jeremy's dad walked out of the room in horror. "Didn't think I'd see that today," Mr. Heere whispered. Michael turned to Jeremy, grinning. "Jokes on you, I'm actually the Squip" he grabbed him, pulling him closer. "I gave you the good s u c c"

Jeremy gasped and scrambled backwards "But- the mountain dew!"Jeremy gasped before realizing that this was his secret kink that he wanted to try out. "How did you know that this was my secret kink that I nut to at night?"

The squip stared at him "I was in your brain dumbass." All of a sudden, the real Michael walked into his house. "JEREMY?!He yelled. He walked into the bathroom and gasped. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING JEREMY?!

"I'm nutting to your clone, Michael"

"wtf Jeremy, isn't that the squip?"

"No, it's my kink" Michael paused before slapping him like before, whispering tenderly in his ear.

"That's my kink too, why didn't you call me?"

Suddenly the two homosexuals, squip and Michael, and Jeremy, the furry bisexual, turned around to see a cloud of red purple and blue glitter, that faded to reveal their good buddy Rich. "My bi senses were tingling and I c a m e as soon as I heard" He looks around at the room to see some gay ass shit going down. He can see the squip, who everyone can see, licking Jeremy's earlobe, and groping him. Jeremy moans in delight from the contact. Michael decided to join in, because he too, was gay. Jeremy had both his earlobes being licked and he n u t t e d again because that was his other secret fetish.