It was a beautiful day in LA. Nope, jk there's never been a good day since jake Paul moved in! Jake gets up and hears a bird chirping along with the noise of his fangirls screaming like they're getting raped(which btw they would love to if it was jake). Jake frowns and takes out his big ass gun Disney gave to him for his 8th birthday. "Fuck these birds. These niggas never let me sleep!" Jake said as he opened the window and shot the bird right in his pee pee. The fangirls go crazy after seeing the nigga shoot up a bird and when the bird falls down they all fight for it.
