weston
"mom! where did you put my camera?!"
"i don't know! check in your closet!" my mom hollers back.
"already che— oh wait! here it is!" i laugh.
i'm about to film a video about a pirate stealing my blowfish earrings. i think i'll call it pirate steals teen's blowfish earrings palooza!!1!
creative.
as i turn on my camera and get in position my phone starts going off. i look over and i'm getting tons of messages. the name says mario (the ugly one). been a while since i've heard that name. HA just kidding we talk almost every day.
i open the messages app and he's going cRazY like when i spot a seagull in my room. happens more than you'd think. as i scan through the several gray text bubbles, one catches my eye.
mario— WESTON IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINajNANAK
immediately i start typing back.
me— nO UR NOT THIS ISNT RE A L
mario— yES IRS TR UE IM SKBHAPPY
me— SAME QHEN ARE U COMING
mario— IDK MAN BUT IM SHITTING MY PANDNTS
me— sAME WTHIS IS THE BEST NEWA IVE WVER RECIRVED
mario— I JUST AKED MY MOM SHE TOLD ME WERE SUPPOSED TO COME ON JULY 18tH WHICHH IS SO SOON BU T GUESS WHAT
me— wHaT
mario— U LIVE ON NEWBURY STREE T RIGHT
me— yEAHEAHEAHEAH WHY
mario— BI T CH ME TOO IM MOVJ G TO GREENSBORO NC ON THE S.A.M.E.S.T.R.E.E.T.A.S.Y.O.U.
me— I WAS SUPPOSED TO FULM A VIDEO TODAY BUT INSTEA DINTHINK IM GONNA GO CRY HAPPY TEARS FOR FIVE HOURS
mario— ME TOO EMEMEMEMEME TOO
me— OKAYAJSHA AND ALSO I WAS GONNA TELL YOU SOME STUFF TONIGHT ON FACETIEM BUT I THINK ILL JUST WAIT UNTIL I G E T T O S E E Y O U I L O V EU
mario— ilyt no homo tho
me— wtf mario i thought we had something
mario— 😰😰😰😰😪😪😪🤢😖
me— fuk u b00tleg lu1g1
mario— binchhchchchchchch
me— wowowowowowowoeisp i have to go eat sum din din with my mam and paps so ttyl cupcake princess cutie babygirl sweetie honey💓💝💗💓💛💗💛💘💓💘💘💘💓💘💝💞💕💕💝💗💓💖💘💘💓💘💘💗💖💗
mario— ok bye jacob- i mean weston;);)
i flop my phone down on my bed and shut off my camera to save power. i don't think i'll be able to focus enough to film today. i haven't seen mario since playlist! i miss his ugly ass so much...
well there's a catch.
i've been thinking a lot lately about my life and how i feel. in the recent weeks i have discovered many things. some of which include the following: i don't like salami as much as i thought i did, my favorite color is yellow now, and i think i'm bisexual.
yeah i'm pretty shook by it too. i'm not totally sure yet but there's like an 80% chance that i'm attracted to both guys and girls. i don't really know what to say to my family yet but i've seen so many youtube videos about people coming out and they all say that i don't have to even say anything about my sexuality if i don't want to. except for one bitch that just clickbaited me into watching her have a homophobic rant for three minutes.
well yeah that's the gag i'm pretty sure i'm bi and oh yeah also i think i like my dude mario did i forget to mention that hwhshahshahaha look at the time! gotta blast!!1!1!
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wOwowowowowo this is gross but whatevs i wanted to write a meston fic and heres the first chapter!!!
follo me on all sm @ samhawess xoxo
