The signs when they're drunk
Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I need to go home!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!
Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts thinking about the past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: I think I just pissed my pants...
Libra: listen...Picasso? not that great
Scorpio: who wants to f*ck??
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to Beyonce*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: there is no way we are alone in this world...
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Zodiac Book
RandomThere are a bunch of these all over Wattpad but there are some funny ones and I love them and I like sharing them.
