If I Die Alone

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       Remedi

   I smirked and followed Rey out of the barn, dragging hay behind me while he struggled.

   "Pfft!" I laughed and passed him quickly. He grumbled something I couldn't hear and started to turn. His head dropped and he collapsed, exhausted.

   "How?" He hissed through gritted teeth. I slapped the hay up onto the dock and watch it propel into the air at 150mph.

   I snorted and helped Rey to his feet, laughing all along the way. The bale was finally propelled into the air after I helped him.

   "Morphing bunny dong." He droned. I laughed and walked back into the barn. "Steaming bull honey!" I replied.

   "Adam! Deick!" Rey's voice rang out. Deick was here.

   The master of trickery and thievery. Master of adorableness and makeup, lovely redheaded gay boy of the Junior class in Delegi Academy for Barn Students.

   I ran out the door and was tackled by a seething llama.

   "Bull honkey!" I screeched and fell onto the ground. The red llama known as Deick on top of me on hands and knees.

   "More like llama honey." He purred and pecked a kiss to my lips. I froze as he layed solid on me and licked my neck.

   Licked my neck!

   I shoved him off me and stood up, brushing myself off.

   "Stupid llama!" I scolded the boy in a black skull shirt and grey cargo shorts. He flicked his red hair out of his eyes then came up to me.

   "Stupid bull!" He replied. I huffed and crossed my arms, fake pouting.

   He brushed the brown hair out of my eyes and went in for another kiss. I successfully dodged stubbornly and look away.

   "I will ge~" he was cut off by a loud bit of laughter and a snort from a horse.

   I blushed and looked to Adam and Gloria, who stood with amusement, hands clasped together.

   "Awwwwhh!" I fangirled, "Gadam is here to save the day!"

  Adam tackled me against the outside barn wall suddenly, making my hair flap against it. He looked at me with an amused-stern expression.

   I simply let my legs go limp, dropping and escaping with a skillful escape method. I laughed and ran away, only to run straight into Deick, who paused for a second.

   Adam flung me back away from Deick, and towards Gloria. She caught me and looked at the two boys, who glared whither down, grey to blue.

   "Boys." Gloria rolled her eyes and flipped her dirty blond hair out of her face. I stood up and nodded along, smiling.

   "Wanna ditch this heck hole and go to the mall or something," Gloria shrugged and looked at the boy who's now stood in sparring positions.

   "I still have some barn work to do."

   "Like what?"

   "I have to spread the hay in the fields. But that's about it. Other then putting the tractor back in its shed."

   "I'll help," she looked at me, smiling. I nodded and ran off towards the one field that actually needed the hay. The horses field.

   Hay, I thought, the wonders of barn life.

   I heard Gloria's heavy foot step behind me. We ran until the fence, then put our single right hand on it, pulled ourselves up, and leaped over.