Chapter One

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We all heard that tale on how the good girl falls for the bad boy. If you're a good boy and you want to be a bad boy for a good girl. Read. If you're a girl (because they dominate wattpad) enjoy!

1. Wear leather jackets all the time. Even in the summer.

2. Keep extra shirts. If you followed step one then you're gonna need extra shirt. I think the internet is smart enough to understand why. (Leather makes you sweat like a pig on a hot day)

3. Sit alone in the corner of the classroom alone, even you have friends. Just explain that you're being a bad boy.

4. Be silent and mysterious. Girls like people who sit alone in the corner of the room and are quiet and mysterious. Don't ask why. They just do.

5. Stand alone in the lunch room. Lean against the wall. Act cool.

6. Get sunglasses. These make you look cool because... they just do.

7. Pull pranks. They don't have to be good. Just childish ones like a tack on the chair. Or a fart. (Actually don't do the fart one, people will think you're an eight year old, and that is against your persona)

8. Do something illegal. Break one of the stupid laws. For example, if you live in NYC then waggle your fingers with your thumb on your nose at a police officer.

9. Smoke. Actually, no scratch this one. Then you would smell of smoke and no one likes that. Smoke pretzels.

10. Do something stupid in public and make it look cool. Like a group of game of tag. (So much fun) Just make it look cool.

11. Sass the teacher. So much fun to do.

12. Apparently bad boys flirt with the teachers, so flirt with the teachers?

13. Date what good girls call shanks or other words.

14. If you get good grades then keep it a secret. If you get bad grades keep it a secret. Girls like assuming stuff.

15. Tease the good girl. It works in cliches stories. Or do what ever you want you can ignore her or pay off the teacher to be grouped up with her.

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