So here I am..At 3 am..Hungry..
I walk down stairs..Then I realise..
Oh my gawd ..I can't Reach the cabinets..And it is 3 am...
(Mind): Carly don't do it!
(meh): But there's Oreos and fruit roll ups!
(Mind): it's to risky!
(Meh): Don't care..Oreos matter..
....
Anyways I won..
I slowly pulled out a chair..
Dragged it to the cabinets...
Crawled up the table..
Opened the cabinet door...
AND FELL!...
My mom came down with a baseball bat..And was like
"IMMA BEAT DA SHIT OUTTA U!!"
God bless her..
She's short to..
She said
"Jesus Carly! You gave meh a heart attack!"
I was like sorry mom..
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Short Girl problems..
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