stingy was always a classy man. he had classy things. he had classy possessions. they were his. stingy loved his yellow car, his golden crown, his candy, his everything! it was his.
you are walking down the street, going to get some chicken noodles from coles, when you see a little polished yellow car parked at aldi. the car looks intriguing, so you decide to take a left and shop at aldi instead.
you walk into aldi, happy to escape the boiling sun. your pretty red dress stops flying as you enter. inside aldi you see candy, sports apcandy, and chicken noodles. the chcivek noodles come in pink frilly containers that read "stephane's nnoods"
you pick up a packet, pay for it and leave. but as you are exiting you trip over something. you look up and see it's the car. the yellow one. and your fat ass ,are a big ass dent in it, go you.
so you write a sticky note with your number on it, telling the owner that you'll pay insurance.
