Just recently discovering that i've never TRULY wrote anything of value (except for some poems here and there which shall only be discussed under the most damning of circumstances). I thought it to be an appropriate time to do so. Where to begin.................... How about I start with how I feel about other people (sounds better in my head than it'll probably end up). I don't neccesarily have a problem with other people, but, I have a problem with other people. Specifically when they think highly enough of themselves to dump food on other people (Very specific, sounds a little fishy) although it was a one time affair (probably) and only involved some crushed cheetos, what makes some else think they can do that? Just thinking of the situtation (which was wasn't that bad, it had more to do with pride/self-esteem than anything else) gives me a number of words to describe a person. How about presumtuous, haughty, negligent, and I could come up with more but i'm kind of bored thinking of half-wited (notice the spelling error ;) inbreds (and probably adopted inbreds at that). Did you happen to observe the use of the word "inbred" (comically at that) considering it's a completely outdated word that if properly examined can be seen as racist (at least how they used it back then). It wasn't meant to be racial at all (and it wasn't you dumb liberals). The more I write this, I DO feel a little better (not much) but it sounds a LOT like a blog (man, I cannot stand those things). Even though this IS meant to be more humorous than not (hence the raging on a cheeto dumper) the principle ideas are serious (seriously stupid). I like how i'm using the parenthesis to make a little voice in my head of sorts (but you've already got plenty) and i'm gonna call him dick, considering he is one. Do not even acknowledge Dick's presence (Oh, and that alone is not acknowledging my presence at all...). Wonder what the second passage will be about?
