Zetsu x Reader

You were a new member of the Akatsuki. Most of them liked and tolerated you, but you had a hopeless crush on the oreo member

Zetsu.

He was so interesting, with his split personality, his adorable attitude and laugh. Everything was so amazing about him, so how COULDN'T you have fallen for him?

You decided to confront Zetsu about it, and were very nervous. You walked out into the garden, carefully watching where you stepped. You located his large flytrap and quickly made your way to him "Z-Zetsu-senpai!" You called happily, waving "Ah, hello there, (Y/N)!" "Hello, brat." You smiled at them and inhaled sharply "I have something to tell you, Zetsu.." "Yes?" You looked away. This was it. "I...I love you" a dark blush spread on his cheeks "We...Love you, too!" You were so happy to hear this "Oh my Jashin, really!?" "Yes"  You wanted to know exactly what drew you to him "What do you love the most about me?" You asked, walking close to him "You really wanna know?" You nodded furiously. He took your hand and lent close to you "We love your....
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TASTE!~"

In one motion, he had you in his flytrap, crunching your bones and chewing your flesh. You were dead now, he had eaten you. He never loved you, he was just hungry.