You: goes to see the sights and meat new people and make memories.
ON THE OTHER HAND.
me: goes to be put on the news as the shavster. And anoy people by poking them till they speak.
I CAN SEE IT NOW.
news reporter: today's top breaking news the shavster is on the lose. A mastireiouse girl is going around and shaving people's mustaches and we have named her the super chill *stops the story to do a enbarising mom talk to self like when she says bro around your freinds* oh my look at me I'm a cool dog now oh right back to the story we have gave her the name over the shavster and she Is dangerous so hide your mustaches.
SO..............I KNOW THERE IS NO WORD I'M JUST THAT GOOD
