Celine
Reece
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"Hey Zach, are you coming to the party?"
"Sorry, I don't have a dick. I think you have the wrong number."
"Then what do you have?"
"The sentence 'I don't have a dick." Is pretty self explanatory."
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you're an angel."
"No, I crawled up from hell."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, really. You can call Satan to confirm, I bet he would tell you that I'm an lovely person."
"Or that you're a devil."
"Asswipe."
"Devil."
-Call Ended-
(A/N) I, Izzy wrote this chapter. I've never finished any story I've story I've started because I'm lazy. But, I want to try and finish this one. It's also very short, I'm sORRY. Bye duckssss!
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Teen Fiction"Hey Zach, are you coming to the party?" "Sorry, I don't have a dick. I think you have the wrong number." The pictures in this story are not mine unless I say so, full credit to owners.
