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Chif cliff uhh i farted

I was eating my toenail cheesy burger when all of a sudden a guy wth frosty white hair walked in, he looked like the famous Guy Fieri, I almost couldn't believe it . I TOOTED in my seat, everyone looked at me and I farted even louder, my chair squeaked. Guy Fieri came my way, I was beginning to be nervous, he took a seat and asked " What are you eating?? " I blushed as red as the ocean, WAIT, isn't the ocean blue?? An ocean that someone was murdered in, SO a red bloody ocean. Ok. I was as red as an ocean someone had been murdered in. I told him I was eating the special toenail cheesy burger. He said it sounded delicious and asked if he could have a bite, and I said sure. I was handing over my burger to him and as he was grabbing it, his chubby fingers touched mine. I let go and he took a bite. And when he took one bite, he ate the whole burger. I was amazed, and he said he would buy me another, but I declined, saying I was full.