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Fucking wattpad crashed while I wrote the first draft of this so I have to write this shit all over again. Thanks, you piece of shit.

I go by many nicknames, so I'll just name a few. That was an absolutely horrible pun and I do not regret it one bit.

My actual name is Raven because my mom thought it was a great idea to name me after a heccing TV show character (I wouldn't be complaining if it was after Raven from Teen Titans but.... I get stuck with a normie mom ffs). My nickname, more commonly used by close friends, is Cookie because I ate seven huge ass cookies at an end-of-the-school-year party. How I don't have diabetes yet is beyond me. Two other nicknames are Ren and Rave. My dad calls me Karasu because it's p much my name in his native tongue (fucking weeb, jk jk, he's actually Japanese).

So pick a name and call me whatever you like, I don't care.

Here's some shit to know:

-I honestly swear too much and I'm really trying to cut down on it

-I'm a complete failure and disappointment to my parents because I watch anime

-Gore and horror are my aesthetic™

-My english can be pretty shitty despite it being my first language

-Fun fact: even with me having one parent that's Japanese, I don't speak a lick of it, let alone read or write it bECAUSE SOMEBODY WASN'T THERE FOR ME //glares at dad with a disapproving shake of the head

-psssst, I used google translate to make my display name on my profile lol

-My grammar and spelling might change a lot because I'm a lazy bitch

-my friends still use 'XD' and it's 2017 pls send help

-I'm the mom friend who has to deal with her children's stupidity on a daily basis

-I'm a closet furry

-I like to think I'm brutally honest but I end up sugarcoating everything in the end rip

-I fucking hate the Sonic fandom and I want to leave it buT I CAN'T. THEY KEEP DRAGGING ME BACK INTO THAT SHITHOLE.

-I can say some p insensitive things sometimes so beware. I might trigger some people.

-Leafy has changed me in ways that no one else has and I hate it. That still doesn't change the fact that his channel is dead lmao.

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