679 ( batfamily texts )

09: #JAYROYISREAL

BATMAN™: im not in the mood for your petty business todd

girl-bat: CASSIE WHY ARE YOU SO COOL

jaybird: SCREW YOU DEMON SPAWN

jaybird added aRsE to the chat

jaybird: ROY

aRsE: WHAT

cassandra: Hi

dickhead: SHE SAID HI ^^^

aRsE: WHAT IS THIS

harpsichord: OMG SHE SAID HI TO ROY

aRsE: WHY WAS I INVITED

aRsE: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE GETTING SO EXTRA ABT CASS

jaybird: ROY

aRsE: WHAT

jaybird: PRAISE ME

aRsE: bItCH WHAT THE FUCK

bruce wayne: jason stop this nuisance

aRsE: uhh am i the nuisance?

cassandra: No

cassandra: You're wonderful

jaybird: NOOO CASSIE FUVK YOU

aRsE: aww thANK YOU CASS

jaybird: CASSIE STOP STEALING MY BF

girl-bat: roy's your boyfriend??

cassandra: Sorry

aRsE: give her a break jay she's just being nice :)))))

jaybird: ROY'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND

aRsE: BITVH WHAT

jaybird: (we'll talk abt this later babe)

BATMAN™: figures

BATMAN™: even harper is too good for you

jaybird: GO AWAY DAMIAN

aRsE: lol what

aRsE: was that a compliment?

aRsE: im taking that as a compliment

BATMAN™: it was

jaybird: NOOOOOOO

aRsE: thx man

jaybird: GUYS STOP STEALING MY HUBBY

girl-bat: #JAYROYISREAL BISHHHH

aRsE: they're just being nice jay why tf are u getting so worked up

aRsE: srsly im starting to think your fam's better than you

RADBAT: THANK YOU ROY YOU ARE SO MUCH NICER THAN THAT IDIOT WHY DONT U REPLACE HIM :)))))

jaybird: aUnTiE kAtE nOoOoOooooo

girl-bat: guys are we srsly not talking abt #jayroyisreal

jaybird: ROY PRAISE ME

jaybird: AND STOP SIDING W MY FAM THEY'RE EVIL

aRsE: uuhhhh okayyy ???

aRsE: you're jsiznsisj badass i guess ?

jaybird: THANKS

jaybird kicked aRsE from the group

jaybird: SEE THAT

jaybird: IM BADASS FAWN OVER ME BITCHES

RADBAT: ;-;

girl-bat: NOOOO JAYROY

dickhead: WHAT HAPPENED TO JAYROY

jaybird: NO GUYS

jaybird: GUYS PLS

RADBAT: just when i thought roy was going to replace you. sigh.

girl-bat added aRsE to the chat

jaybird: GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME

harpsichord: yO

aRsE: UUUUHHHH WHY AM I BACK HERE?

girl-bat: BECAUSE

girl-bat: JAYROY

cassandra: Jay Roy

dickhead: #JAYROY

harpsichord: JAYROY

BATMAN™: jayroy ??

jaybird: NO GUYS STOP

jaybird: STOP TALKING ABT MY NONEXISTENT RELATIONSHIP WITH ROY PLS JUST GIMME SOME ATTENTION IM BADASS AND COOL

aRsE: what

dickhead: uh oh

aRsE: what the fuck

jaybird: what

aRsE: nonexistent???

aRsE: i thought wE HAD SOMETHING

cassandra: Oh

girl-bat: shit is going down

jaybird: i didn't mean it like that ??

aRsE: yeah right

aRsE: yknow what i was right. your family is way better than u

aRsE: bitch

aRsE left the chat

jaybird: NOOOO ROYYY

RADBAT: what the fuck just happened

bruce wayne: jason

jaybird: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE YOU ALL

jaybird: IF YOU HADN'T BEEN FANGIRLING OVER CASSIE THEN I WOULDN'T BE AN ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE AND I WOULDNTVE ADDED ROY AND WE WOULDA BEEN FINE I HATE YOU

jaybird left the chat

dickhead: lol what

harpsichord: so like

harpsichord: you think he'll come around

BATMAN™: todd will get over it

girl-bat: he will

girl-bat: sooner than you think

cassandra: Cool

dickhead: oh lol he's already asking to be invited back

dickhead added jaybird to the chat

jaybird: WE'RE BACK TOGETHER YAYYYY

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bc jasonstodd and hafbloods asked for it :]]]]