[ 09 : #JAYROYISREAL ]
BATMAN™ invited dickhead, bruce wayne, jaybird, girl-bat, cassandra, Pennyworth, RADBAT, harpsichord to the chat
jaybird: DAT BITCH
Pennyworth: Language, Master Jason
BATMAN™: IF ONLY YOU ALL HAD LISTENED TO ME WE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT
jaybird: ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS CHAT HISTORY
jaybird: GOONNNEE
jaybird: GONEGONEGONE
jaybird: HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO STUPID
jaybird: ALL OF OUR MEMORIES
jaybird: GONE
jaybird: REDUCED TO DUST
RADBAT: stop being so dramatic and poetic it doesn't suit you
girl-bat: okay but there wasn't even much chat history to begin with so
jaybird: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LET ME BE A DRAMATIC ASS FOR ONCE
cassandra: When are you never
jaybird: SHHHHH
RADBAT: CASS I JUST REMEMBERED
RADBAT: SHOULD I TELL EM
jaybird: JUST LEAVE ME BE
dickhead: tell us what
RADBAT: CASS JUST MANAGED TO ACT OUT A WHOLE SHAKESPEARE PLAY WITH NO HITCH
RADBAT: IM CRYING
girl-bat: OMYLAWD WAT
jaybird: what
dickhead: NDOZNSOZKSOS
bruce wayne: I AM PROUD OF MY DAUGHTER
harpsichord: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME EARLIER
harpsichord: NO WONDER YOU WERE SO FREAKING HAPPY
jaybird: NOOOOOOOO
girl-bat: OWO YOU GO GURLL
jaybird: CASSIE STOP STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT
BATMAN™: WELL DONE SISTER
cassandra: Thank you
dickhead: I LOVE YOU CASS
jaybird: GUYS NO
jaybird: STOP
dickhead: YOU'RE LEARNING SO QUICK CASS
dickhead: MY BABY SISTER IS ALL GROWN UP
jaybird: CASSIE STOP
jaybird: PAY ATTENTION TO ME
harpsichord: ALL HAIL CASSANDRA
jaybird: GUYS IM COOL TOO
jaybird: STOP FANGIRLING OVER CASS
BATMAN™: the only things that pay attention to you are clowns with crowbars, todd
jaybird: BITVH
jaybird: FIGHT ME
dickhead: OHMYLORD DAMIAN DON'T
YOU ARE READING
679 ( batfamily texts )
Fanfiction( discontinued. ) ❝ I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI ❞ :: batfamily texting au :: WARNING: mature language + crude humor + cringe-worthy moments
