Those heathens don't use salt and pepper
I wish sunscreen would cover your attitude
What beautiful architecture! I didn't know they had video cameras back then!
I wonder if Romans ever thought they would be famous for their bathrooms
Dude, those are my toes
I dunno what I was expecting for a big city
*everytime I hear a railroad ring * alright guys. It's real life Crossy road now; bring it on
Don't eat my cappuccino fool. The least you could do is drink it
Sharing a bathroom with five people is mutiny in waiting
Where are these hot Romans I was told I would see
*in one of the most beautiful places in the world* *gets excited because of a cat shop*
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Things I Wanted to Text you
HumorOkay so the title sounds sappy but in reality the texts I am referring to are the moronic thoughts I have been having since I began my vacation to Italy these are the kinds of things I would have texted my friend Bob but couldn't
