"French people look distinctively french."
"Why is everything in French-" - "Wait. I'm in France."
"It has come to my attention that I cannot read the French newspaper."
"That is not a belly bean; That is a rock."
"Man, there are some really hot people here."
"I brought Coltons jacket along because it doubles as a blanket and it was possibly my greatest idea yet."
"....i think I accidentally ate peanuts."
"I hate everything and everyone at this very moment. "
"I can hear what sounds like a chainsaw in this airport and it makes me worry I'm about to he upgraded to a cyberman."
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Things I Wanted to Text you
HumorOkay so the title sounds sappy but in reality the texts I am referring to are the moronic thoughts I have been having since I began my vacation to Italy these are the kinds of things I would have texted my friend Bob but couldn't
