What Guys Say Vs. What Guys WANT To Say

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*You on ur laptop on fb, gf walks behind you and massages ur shoulders*

You: ooh babe that feels good

Her: who's that girl????????

What We Say:
Oh um babe I don't even talk to her to know who she is. She's some girl on there.

What We WANT To Say:
Whose fb is that HUH? Whose????? MINE!!!!! YOU MIND YO OWN BUSINESS AIGHT????? SHE CAN BE WHOEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO BE! YOUR ALWAYS ASKING ME WHO THIS WHOS THAT LIKE SERIOUSLY???

*she starts to walk away*

You: Nuh uh girl where u going keep massaging my shoulders just keep ur eyes closed. Yeah keep those big eyes closed.

~Mee
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Lmao sorry girliesss!