Bleach Father Scenarios

You Get Sick During School

😾 "Alright you little shit, what's up with ya? Getting dizzy and fainting is somethin' bitches do and last I fucking checked, I didn't fuck a bitch to raise a bitch."

😾 "The hell you mean you don't know? I should just leave you here and make you power through this. Might toughen you up and make you not get sick anymore."

😾 "Well, nothin' to it. I'm takin' you to the doctors and then you're getting your ass in bed. If you get up for any reason other than pissing or shitting in the shit bowl, your ass is grass."

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Hisagi Shūhei

"Don't worry, (Y/N). It's just a small stomach virus, you'll be better in no time. Yes, you'll be healthy before the school's pep rally. Funny how that's your top priority."
🎸 "So can you stand up? Slowly now. That's i-Ah! I-I got you. Seems like you're a bit sicker than I initially assumed. I wonder if the medicine we have at home will be strong enough...?"
🎸 "Here, climb on my back and I'll take you to the car. Why would I be embarrassed? My poor kid's sick after all. Doing this much is only natural."
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Hitsugaya Tōshirō
❄️ "Ok, here's your nurse's note for the office, all of your homework from your teachers, and the study materials for upcoming exams. I think that's everything, so let's go (Y/N)."
❄️ "Hm? What's with that face? Yes, you'll be doing your assignments and studying when you're well enough. That's a no-brainer. Luckily, you have a long break coming up, so I'm sure you'll be able to finish everything."
❄️ "Yes, I know you don't want to work, but getting an education is what you're going to school for. Now, enough pouting. Take my hand and I'll take you home, ok?"
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Ishida Uryū
🏹 **Feels your forehead** "My, you're burning up and you're eyes are all puffy. (Y/N), before coming to the nurse's room, your friend came to me and told me you've been feeling this way even on the bus. Why didn't you tell me?"
🏹 "My meeting? Oh, you heard me talking about that last night. To think you've put your own health after me. What a sympathetic kid I have."
🏹 "(Y/N), thank you for thinking about me. However, as a child, it's not your job to fret about me. Leave all the worrying for your Dad, ok? Now, I got approval to take a leave from work so I can heal you up myself. So my little patient, let's go home."
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Kuchiki Byakuya
🌸 "Here." **Gives you your Wakame Ambassador plushie and wraps you up in his scarf**
🌸 "I already have the family doctor waiting for you at home. Do you want chicken noodle soup or tomato? Understood. I'll tell our chefs immediately so that it can be ready when you get back."
🌸 "(Y/N), you are a Kuchiki and I understand that your own pride has prevented you from telling me you weren't feeling well. However, you have to tell me when you feel sick, even if it's just a slight cough. Because you are my pride and I will give up everything to make sure you're safe and healthy."
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Kurosaki Ichigo
🍓 "Well I called dad and he said he'll look at you, (Y/N). The only payment is that you let him buy whatever toy or game or whatever you want."

🍓 "Geez, that old man spoils you too much. Yea, I know how troublesome it is. Well, it's better to get through his shenanigans as quickly as possible rather than postponing it."

"So, do you want me to carry you? Ha, why do I even ask? Alright, get your backpack and raise your arms. Mom has the car right now, so I'm carrying you home. There's no need to worry about me, (Y/N). Papa is 'The Strongest Person On The Whole Earth' remember?"
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Kyōraku Shunsui
🎭 "Oh, (Y/N)~. Daddy's here~. It's fine, it's fine, I left the work for Nanao-chan so I can get you. Ah, well, she did throw a lot of stuff at me, but she eased down when I told her that you're sick. She sends her regards."
🎭 "Eh? No, I didn't use you as a scapegoat. How mean to think that your Daddy would use you as an excuse to skip out on work. Eh~, don't give me that disbelieving look. It makes me feel bad."
🎭 "Ok, enough playing around. You're far too weak to do that right now, I bet. Here you go **Puts his hat on you**. The sun can't bother you this way. Now take Daddy's hand so he can make sure you don't fall."
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Urahara Kisuke
🍬 "Hey (Y/N)~. What's up~? Hmm, you know, your hot nurse called and told me you look like crap, but seeing it up close is intriguing. You look like you ran a marathon, my poor (Y/N)-chan~."
🍬 "Hahaha, yes, yes, I know you don't like it when I use -chan. (Y/N) isn't a cute child, but a young adult, right? So anyway, do you have everything you need? Good, good. Well, the quicker we get home, the quicker you get better. Tessai has your futon and some tea all ready for you."
🍬 "Oh, and think you can keep the whole 'me calling your nurse hot' thing a secret from your Mom? She might stop our 'adult games' if she found out. Yes, I'm talking about sex. You couldn't let me be a good adult one time, could you?"
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