Naruto's Day

Pervy's Research

This is my first story! And I didn't really plan for this so sorry! And I hope you enjoy!!

     Jiraiya, Naruto's temporary trainer who he calls, "Pervy Sage" was stalking some pretty girls in bathing suits playing about in the waterfall behind some bushes. "C'mon Pervy Sage! I need my training! Can we do this later!?" Naruto moaned. Jiraiya blushed at the girls and whispered "Shh, shh! I neeeed to do my research!" "Yeah, 'research'," Naruto mocked as he moved his pointer and middle fingers up and down. The girls were laughing, playing, and splashing each other as Jiraiya creepily watched them like a stalker. 

     Soon after, he got a notebook and started sketching the girls. As he fiercely stroked his pencil to draw the girls, he was whispering constructive advice to himself. When he was almost done with the main sketch, Naruto peered over to see what it looked like, Hmm, that's pretty good, he thought. Jiraiya soon noticed him and said, "No! Don't look at this, it's not permitted for your age, boy," Naruto then looked away and scoffed, "Why don't you move on to training, besides it doesn't matter, I don't have parents," 

     "Okay, Naruto," Jiraiya finally got up and said, he rubbed his hands and said "I need you to perform the sexy jutsu for me please, for research!" Naruto snorted and looked to the left and said, "And why should I? I mean, you're not doing research anyway, you just want it for the sheer purpose of being and old pervert, and why waste my chakra?" Jiraiya got pissed from this, you literally have unlimited chakra levels,  Jiraiya thought. He held up his notebook and muttered, "I have this, not just pervert enjoyment," 

     Naruto finally agreed and put his hands together, leaving only his middle fingers and his pointer fingers up and yelled, "TRANSFORM" a bunch of small, thin flurries hurdled around him and this squeak kind of sound did too. Jiraiya sat impatiently rubbing his hands furiously up and down. The thin flurries then faded and Naruto transformed into this very pretty and sexy girl with very long ponytails of blonde, flourishing hair, no clothes on, and very thin clouds covering what needs to be covered. Jiraiya's eyes turned into hearts, furiously blushing, and some blood trickling down his nose like he has never seen it before. He's pathetic, Naruto thought "YES!! THANK YOU, MY BESTEST STUDENT!!!" He shouted with glee, then he got his notebook, and sketched. "It's goin' right in the books!!" Jiraiya claimed happily, Naruto thought of his sensei Kakashi with that statement. "Hi Jiraiya!" Naruto in the form said beautifully.  "H-hiiii," Jiraiya said, stunned, and leaning closer to Naruto. He/she was growing  uncomfortable of this, so he/she said, "Okay Jiraiya, I have to go bye!" Naruto said as he/she blew a kiss to Jiraiya, then transformed back to regular Naruto, with the flurries coming back. Soon, he was Naruto again.

     "Dammit, I want her for more time!" Jiraiya sort of whined like a little child. Naruto's pupils shrunk in annoyance and he complained, "No, you are finished with the drawing, and I need to save some chakra!" Jiraiya, once again, was pissed at that statement. 

     Jiraiya sat for a moment a had an idea, he reached into his pocket and found something, "Oh, well want some candy, boy?" Jiraiya asked as he held out a rectangle looking candy that was a soft tone of blue. Naruto suspiciously asked, "What for? Anyways, you know I'm a ramen boy, not a candy boy." Naruto confidently said as well. "Just take it, and it's sort of like beta testing, but much safer!" Jiraiya said impatiently. "Okay, okay!" Naruto said as he took it. 

      "Aaaaaack!!" Naruto fell to the ground knees then body, holding his belly. "W-wh-what w-was that?!" Naruto struggled to say, but his whiskers grew, and his eyes turned red, along with a thin red outline showing his chakra. Jiraiya smirked and said manically, "Chakra drainers," "Grrrrrrrr," Naruto was showing his nine-tails side. Jiraiya watched and took some notes, just in case Kakashi Sensei wanted to know about this. "Hmmm, as I planned, I need to get more," Jiraiya realized as he took notes.

      Soon after, he returned back to his normal self, again. "So, how did it feel? To embrace your inner self, Naruto?" Jiraiya asked, actually looking and sounding intrigued. Naruto zoned off for a bit, then Jiraiya snapped at him. "Wha-what? Oh, great! It's like getting to know this god!" Naruto beamed. "Okay good I'll give you one for your exam! Now leave me alone, for my research!" Naruto expected Jiraiya to say something like that, but after hearing that, he was pissed. "Ughhh! MORE LIKE PERVERT WORK!!!" Naruto yelled so loud, the girls playing could hear. Jiraiya slapped his hand over Naruto's mouth and shushed him, "And I'm not a pervert!" he furiously whispered. Naruto grabbed his hand and took it off his mouth. "Yeah right," Naruto pouted as Jiraiya stalked the girls like a hawk.

I know there can't be stuff like that but we can imagine, right? This IS fanfic anyways. And sorry I made you read over 850 words ':O