Pence upon a time down the rabbit hole a boy by the name of Henrey was opening Christmas presents from his uncle. He got an avacoso but inside was a moldy shedding nose hair that told him to go to the land of FREESHAVACADOO and sacrifice some children for a rare gold called tortilla (Tor-till-AE). So bob got in his van, picked up a few treasons along the way if you know what I mean😉. When Jeff got there he met a girl named Emma, they fell in love, but when she cheated on him with another orange man and had a kid Channing Tatum threw her at a window until she drcaputetaed into ash and those ashes were sprinkled into death lake where she still mates with anyone who comes near and says look an avacoso because it REMINDS HERBOF THE BIG HUGE ORANGE SCARY HAURY NOSE HAUTED MAN CALLED don don.
