A quick note; The jokes and pick-up lines are really hard to find so there's going to be less of them and more quirks, because I can always make them up myself.
1. Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Exactly!
(sorry, had to)
2. Captain Jack, Rory Williams and Clara Oswin Oswald walk into a bar. They all die.
Jack walks out
Clara walks into a different bar
And Rory appears in a bar in the past
3. How do the daleks tell each other apart?
Thay Jast Caan
4. Wich kind of knock knock jokes are the worst?
The ones that knock four times.
5. Why can't two versions of the Doctor be in the same room?
That would create a "pair-o'-docs".
