It's so hard man

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Me: I'm done doing my work now I should as if I did it correctly though.
Uhm maybe in like two minutes so I know how to ask,,

5 minutes later

Me: Okay Kyra on the count of three ask,,,1..2...Oh I should tell my mom to come pick me up after she's done with training

15 minutes later

Me: Okay seriously on the count of 10 ask. 1..2..3..4..5...6..7-
Wait what if she thinks I'm too stupid for asking-
Just pretend you're doing something until times up.

20 minutes later:

Me: Okay you seriously need to ask.
1..2..3
I wonder what BamBam would look like if he was a friend on the movie bambi,,,aw he'd be cute

25 minutes later

Me: you awkward son of a bitch just ask,,,wait but what if she thinks I'm too stupid and trys to get me to do something for bigger idiots than me.
Wait what am I think who can be more of an idiot besides my friends and myself tbh

30 minutes later

Me: DO IT
1 2 3
"C-c-ould you ccc-check if I did it correctly please?"

Her: "oh sure"

Me: Jesus fucking christ that sentence took you a half an hour.
I give applause.

God I love being a human.

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