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NEW MESSAGE: did you just fart?

NEW MESSAGE: because you just blew me away.

blake : who tf are you?

845-674-1256: is this not chris?

blake: nope, wrong number buddy

845-674-1256: oh sorry. But did you like  the pickup line?

blake: tbh,, no it was kinda dry sorry man

845-674-1256: how bout this one

845-674-1256: are you made out of grapes?

845-674-1256: because you fine as wine!

blake: still dry

blake: you searching these on google?

845-674-1256; maybe...

blake: smh

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hope y'all like the first chapter, kinda short but oh well. hopefully will get better too, hopefully

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