If I'd met ... I would... (Anime Edition)

Sinbad-MAGI

(Spoiler Alert, don't read this if you haven't read the recent chapters, that counts you Mary)

If I'd met Sinbad I would:

-Ask him to perform for me like when he was young

-Call him by his nicknames: 

Sin

  First Class Singularity  

Sinbad The Sailor

Lady Killer of The Seven Seas

Stupid King

David 2.0

High King of the Seven Seas

Womanizer of the Seven Seas

Uncle Sinbad (makes him feel old)

Old perverted womanizer

Manipulator of friendzoned princesses

To see his diferent reactions.

-Bother him with his age (He's 34 in the manga)

-Tell him about David to scare him

-Do a bet with him to see if he can resist 2 weeks without liquor or women.

(That's obviously impossible)