No Hard Feelings

epilogue

had,

where did I go wrong? did i not raise you well enough to teach you the value of my puns? we've been friends for nearly three years now.

i shall reflect on my actions and mourn your total lack of sense of humor. i am grieving, hadley. i just changed my shirt to black, if you must know.

dex

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To: dexhart@qmail.com

From: hadley_collins@qmail.com

Subject: Well, so am I

Dex,

I do believe it is not that I lack a sense of humor, but that your sense of humor is on a lower level than mine. If anything, I should be the one grieving. I thought college would change your ways, but alas, I have been mistaken.

However, since I missed you, I am overlooking this lapse on your overall growth and maturity. I shall still look forward to seeing you this break.

Hadley

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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com

From: dexhart@qmail.com

Subject: i have never been so insulted in my life

had,

subject says it all.

dex

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To: dexhart@qmail.com

From: hadley_collins@qmail.com

Subject: Fine

Dex,

I'll admit it. I may or may not have laughed at your pun. However, I would like to reiterate that it is in no way truly funny. I attribute my laughter to the fact that I miss you.

Had

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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com

From: dexhart@qmail.com

Subject: remember?

had,

you were the one who wanted to go to different colleges. ha!!!!! joke's on you!!!!!

but yeah. i miss you too.

btw i heard a new pizza place opened up back home. you get to make your own pizza and everything. we should go.

dex

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To: dexhart@qmail.com

From: hadley_collins@qmail.com

Subject: I do remember

Dex,

On my worst days, I regret it so bad I want to drop out and join you there.

And yeah! I heard about that too. I was actually just about to bring it up. When's your flight? When do you actually get home? We should definitely go.

Hadley

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To: hadley_collins@qmail.com