It was the summer of 1964 and The Beatles were playing in the Super Bowl against the New York Knicks. The president at the time, Abraham Lincoln was attending the game. The Knicks were down by 69 points. The Beatles, at 420 and the Knicks, at 351. There was 666 minutes left on the clock when The Beatles scored their last goal when suddenly the sky opened up. A huge spacecraft soared down and stopped right above the stadium. Suddenly a ray came down from the craft and a man came down. The man was George Washington. Everyone was in shock no one was moving. George flew up to the box that the president, abraham lincoln was staying in and pulled out a gun and shot him in the back of the head. Everyone still in shock was unable to move. In disbelief no one was able to move and stop him from escaping. The president was dead. Lincoln's body didn't sit there for very long, Kanye West was soon called in and picked up the dead presidents body. But George was still in the stadium. But no one could quite stop him. The suddenly something fell from the sky. Jesus Christ. Jesus fell from the sky he landed right in front george. George froze. He was shock. The son of god had fallen from the sky and landed right in front of him. But before George could say a word, move a muscle, Jesus pulled out a gun and shot him in the chest. Now George was dead. The crowd cheered. They decided to continue the game in honor of the late president. The teams began to play when suddenly the ground began to shake. The players ran off the field. Suddenly the ground cracked open and flames came pouring out. People were screaming in fear. The ground had completely opened and the one and only Satan came crawling out of the ground. Lucky jesus was still there. Jesus flew down to the field. The battle had begun. They began fighting. The crowd began cheering Jesus. And even some were cheering for Satan. Suddenly the ground began to shake again. Then a flash. The world had exploded. Everyone now dead. At least no one needs to worry about Donald Trump anymore.
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