Shit That I Dont Have Anywhere Else To Put

Science Part two

Teacher: I'm going to ask you guys some questions.

Me: Okay, sure.

Teacher: What is the process of making water into steam?

Me: It's called-

K: HOTTENING!

H: Erm, last I heard, it was called evaporation...

Me: Same...

Teacher: Where in hell did you get hottening from?

K: I don't know. Oh Mr E? What do stick insects do?

Teacher: They eat, they sh*t, they breed.

He actually said this when he was getting us coloured pencils and crayons...

*Bell rings*

Teacher: Bye everyone!

K: Bye!!!!!!!!! Hope them stick insects don't poop all over the place!

Teacher: Okay?????????!!